I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
