I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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