I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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