Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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