Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i think i have herpe
just one?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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