I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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