Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
so much tequila, so little girl.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
