I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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