Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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