meet me or not, i'm out of control
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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