nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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