Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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