you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
