I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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