turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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