So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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