I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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