Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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