Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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