does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
