They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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