Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
