oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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