D3 body, D1 cock
I need help removing her.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
