That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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