normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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