Dual....:-)
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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