So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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