the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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