do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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