Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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