I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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