I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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