Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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