sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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