so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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