PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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