Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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