Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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