FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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