get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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