actually, I'm a sock model
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
