if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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