Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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