Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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