with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think i have herpe
just one?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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