Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This is the high leading the old right now
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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