hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm passing your future prison.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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