Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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