Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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