my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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