I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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