playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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