This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
