My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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